For some reason the feeling struck me that a bologna sandwich would be palatable today. As we all know - when a sick pregnant lady gets some food idea in her head - good luck getting it out, even if she only takes one bite and tosses it aside.
So I go to subway (a place I NEVER go to usually) and order a 6 inch on wheat bologna sandwich.
Guy behind Counter: we don't have bologna.
Insane Pregnant Woman: yes you do - can't you take a cold cut trio and take the bologna out and throw away the rest? I'll pay for the cold cut trio.
Guy behind Counter: Why would you want to do that???!!!! ok - if thats what you REALLY want.
Insane Pregnant Woman: Yes that IS what I REALLY want [fake smiles]
Guy Behind Counter: "You do know that these are all turkey based - it's all the same thing really - I don't know WHY you would want to do this....
Insane Pregnant Woman: [interrupts and leans over plastic counter thing as far as she can while hissing through teeth] Listen, I'm pregnant, I want bologna, ONLY BOLOGNA, NOTHING ELSE, THANK YOU!
Other People in Line: [roll eyes, hold back giggles, and generally look at pregnant lady like she's lost her marbles]
You'll be happy to know I just took a bite - and was totally over the bologna